After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.
The undertaker told the American Diplomats who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000,
or you can bury him here in the Holy Land, for just $100.'
The American Diplomats went into a corner and discussed this for a several minutes.
They came back to the undertaker and told him they wanted The President shipped home.
The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it
would be wonderful to be buried here, in the holy land, and you would spend only $100?'
The American Diplomats replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk.'