Tuesday, February 14, 2017

A Really Funny Joke About Donald Trump

After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. 
While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died. 

The undertaker told the American Diplomats who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, 
or you can bury him here in the Holy Land, for just $100.'

The American Diplomats went into a corner and discussed this for a several minutes. 
They came back to the undertaker and told him they wanted The President shipped home.

The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000  to ship him home, when it 
would be wonderful to be buried here, in the  holy land,  and you would spend only $100?'

The American Diplomats replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days 
later he rose from the dead.  We just can't take that risk.'

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