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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

President Rick Perry's First Day In Office






President Rick Perry's First Day In Office


   I can envisage the Perry inauguration now. He will show up with a Texas cowboy hat, expensive cowboy boots, two vintage Colt .45 six-shooters in an expensive leather holster, and an expensive Western suit. His Secret Service detail will be wearing Western attire and armed with the old Winchester model 1873. The Wells Fargo stage coach will be flown from California. This horse-drawn carriage will be what he rides down Pennsylvania Avenue in. There will be country western music playing. The smell of Texas barbecue will be every where. Perry will give a rousing and down home speech promising to make America number one again within 24 hours.


     After he is sworn in, he will order nuclear strikes immediately on the following countries:


Iran


North Korea


Pakistan


     His new Secretary of the Treasury Meg Whitman will be ordered to default on the whole US national debt. He will further order her to privatize Social Security and Medicare. He will order his new Secretary of Labor, one of the Koch brothers, to make the US a "right to work nation." Labor unions will be minimized.


    Perry will hold a press conference the next day. He will tell reporters to address him as "sheriff" and not "Mr. President." He will proudly proclaim that he has "wupped all of America's enemies and got us out of debt. He will have a special message for America's women: "Now you girls need to go home and take care of your kids and men folk. We men can take care of important things now."


   Please step back and look at this picture carefully. If a wealthy Muslim militant got control of the US government, this is exactly how he would act!!!


   This is a nightmare that must be stopped by all of us!!



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