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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

"The Cheaper The Wedding...The Longer The Marriage

 

     Let's have some fun with numbers today. Every four years the World Cup is played. Every four years the Financial Times of London assembles a team of brilliant statisticians and mathematicians. They rent time on the best supercomputer available. The goal is to predict the winner of the World Cup. They come close but never get it right.

        The distinguished media and financial services company Bloomberg has waded into the numbers game. They have analyzed a large amount of data on marriages, divorces, and the cost of the wedding. They came up with an astounding conclusion as follows:

 

"The cheaper the wedding, the longer the marriage."

       

      The total cost of my wedding to Elena in February of 2001 was as follows:

Contribution to Cross Roads Bible Church: $200.00

Webvan for wedding treats:                          $ 50.00

     Pastor Samuel Nandakumar presided at the wedding. Two of our readers were there-Joao and Djenane Santos. My platonic roommate Jacqui Kwon was there. (She has since returned to South Korea.) I got the feeling that no one there thought that the union would last that long.

     Sadly, I have been to the weddings of several dear friends. They were elaborate and expensive events. Those unions did not last. There may be something to what Bloomberg said.

 

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