Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Some Humor For Tuesday October 25, 2016

Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Hasam brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'
Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'?
Hasam shows Habib his sign.
It reads,

'I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'

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